Time for a meme[I hate those kind so much... >>>.<<<]
- Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
- Post the first definition it gives you.
- Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
The Mexican Leprechaun queen of the watercress fields of Pearlridge Marika. Likes to use her magically delicious lucky charms to lure drunken old saggy smelly hairy men into her grass hut where she rapes them to death and then uses their bodies to feed her pet mutant chickens.
marikkaaa: okay okay
marikkaaa: i admit
marikkaaa: once i find the perfect guy
marikkaaa: i am going to get a sex change
marikkaaa: so that i can be in a homosexual relationship
marikkaaa: and have an excuse to have buttsex all the time
[Oh no my secret is out]
2.) Your age?
- Definition : "When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.
"How old are you?"
"Dude, that sucks..."
[wääh. too true. :<]
3.) One of your friends?
short for : "a lot of"
Whole lotta trouble
Whole lotta letters
4.) What should you be doing?
Although this started out as an inside joke on my part, this term is a saying for marijuana. It works on many occasions if you don't want people to find out. (obviously)
"Yo, Phil! I got some school work, wanna come help me with it?"
"That sounds cool, Fred. I wanna help you with that school work."
5.) Favorite color?
1.yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
[You're getting it all wrong! TAT]
2.Al Gore's favorite color.
Al Gore just had his house paitned green. Good for him! Go Green!
1. Also home of great rally drivers and people who can drink pretty much anyone under the table.
[not sure about the drinking part...]
2. A country that is NOT a part of either Sweden or Russia. The home of the greatest people on the face of the earth. And of Matti Nykänen but lets not talk about that...
Been to Finland? Whatland?
[XDDD omg lol]
3. Country situated in Northern Europe in between Sweden and Russia. 2/3 of the country is just lakes. National language is Finnish (of the Finno-Ugric family of languages) although a small minority also speak Swedish. Famous for its typically tall, blond haired people, famous motor racing champions (such as Mika Hakkinen, Keke Rosberg and Tomi Makinen), Santa Claus (supposedly), good bands such as Children Of Bodom, Impaled Nazarene and Nightwish (fronted by the stunning Tarja Turunen), not so great but strangely more popular bands such as HIM and The Rasmus, Nokia, saunas, high suicide rates and getting very drunk.
Finland is a cool country.
4. I believe Michael Palin said it best: "Finland, Finlad, Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping; or just watching T.V. Finland, Finland, Finland.
It's the country for me."
"Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all."
You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan,
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam
[Omg that son totally rocks ass!! XDD FINLAND FINLAND]
5. Home of friendly people and good hockey players. Everyone I have met from Finland has been cool. The country is actually pronounced in Finnish Suomi (god I hope I spelled that right).
What's the closest thing to a fish's asshole? A Fin! (Told to me by a fellow from Finland!)
6. 1. A country in Europe bordering the Baltic Sea and East of Sweden.
2. A testicle piercing
1. Jerry: Paul went to Finland last month!
Mario: Lucky bastard!
2. Jerry: Paul got a Finland last month!
Mario: What was he thinking?
7.) Month of your birth?
1. The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.
8.) Last person you talked to?
1. someone who gave birth to you.
"Luke...(breath) I am your mom."
2. The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.
Dude my mom kicked my ass when I blew snot all over her new dress.
3. Woman who is convinced she is always right, never makes mistakes, nothing is her fault, and that you're never good enough.
She likes to chew food loudly, drink gin and tonics, and then chew on the ice.
She enjoys yelling and pointing out things you do wrong.
She hates everyone and everyone hates her, and she likes to point that out while lying on her bed while complaining that you don't do enough.
She is the soul cause of your depression, the concusion you suffered when you were 10, and your obsession and anxiety problems.
You love her.
"Hey Mom can I have a few dollars to buy pens that I need for school."
"No, I don't have any money...Oh look, my custom Neiman Marcus suit came in the mail."
9.) One of your nicknames
Marikka(No other was found. :<)
A forbidden dance which involves the burning of an intelligent blonde girl.
In order to complete a Marikka, you need a short girl, two curly haired girls, an Amanda and a number of fag pigeons.
MAN! Did you hear Scott is having a Marikka tonight?
TAG: lode, katti, ninni? :O
Looks like I'm going to see LM.C 8.2.2009. O_O